“Man! Math totally stinks! My back hurts even more worse every second! This is like falling off a gate and getting attacked by a huge dog for an hour, because I tried to give them something completely worthless!” I almost fell because the extra math was heavy.
“Maybe you should be more careful in class.” Lucy grabbed my hand, stopping me from falling.
“Maybe you shouldn’t give me advice that won’t help me at all! You know she’s been out to get me since we first met!” I glared.
I remember the first day we met. It was the first day of school, and Lucy and I were walking down the hall. When, I turned the corner, and bumped into her.
“Lucy! You know you’re not allowed to pick homeless children off the street and bring them here! What if she has a disease!” Ms. Kelly disciplined.
“What do you mean!? I’ll have you know I go to school here, starting today! And what do you mean by homeless!?” I snapped.
“I meant that no one as dumb and horrible-dressing as you could have made it into this school!” That was the first time I saw her evil smile. “The only way you could have passed, is if you cheated!”
“What!? I’ll have you know, I may be slow and bad at PE, but I have never cheated once in my life! I can prove it too!” I sure have a loud mouth.
“Oh, yeah?”
“Yeah!”
“How?”
“How about you give me a quiz in anything other than PE? If I get 90 percent or above correct, you have to admit that I’m not a cheater!” I offered.
“And if you get lower than 90, you have to announce in front of the principal that you cheated on star testing, and you’ll have to repeat fifth grade!” Yeah... No comment.
“I accept!” Why I was such an idiot back then, I do not know.
“Alright then. And I won’t even tell you what subject I’m doing!”Ms. Kelly teased. Twenty minutes later, Ms. Kelly had finished making her test. Right then, I didn't know she taught math. So, I was worried.
“Ready? Begin.” Ms. Kelly smirked. I took a look at the first question. Then, I read the rest of the questions. I snickered and raised my hand.
“Yes?” Ms. Kelly saw my hand.
“Do you think I’m stupid? You taught my sister, didn’t you. This is the first packet of homework my sister got in seventh grade math.” I knew I had her. I started to answer questions. If there’s one thing my sister has taught me about school, it’s her first week in seventh grade math. Fifteen minutes later, I handed in my test. After she looked at the first question, the gap between her lips was bigger that the gap in the Grand Canyon.
“Thanks a lot Ms. Kelly! Now I’ve got a sudden craving for bird food! And by bird food, I mean blackberries.” my stomach growled.
“You were thinking about the Grand Canyon again, weren’t you? And, why do you always think of bird food when you think about the Grand Canyon?” Lucy came in through the unnecessarily, large door.
“I think it has something do with the state capital. You know. Phoenix. What’s a phoenix again?” I dropped my pencil.
“It’s a mythical bird that’s springs from the ashes of fire. By mythical, I mean it’s a myth till I prove otherwise.” Lucy schemed.
“You got every single question correct.” I think Ms. Kelly’s eyeballs almost fell out of her skull.
“It’s funny how I can’t remember what I had for breakfast yesterday, but I remember the answers she wrote on the packet. It was half cheating I guess cause I’d seen it before. So, it’s a tie! That way everyone’s happy!” I’m pretty good at settling bets that end badly either way.
“I’ll get you one day, Shutes! One day! Then, you’ll wish you had lost the bet!” She sounded like an evil villain from a TV show.
“Is that what you said to Tina on the first day. Cause she’s still waiting.” Tina is actually still waiting for Ms. Kelly’s payback.
“Burn!” looks like someone had been eavesdropping. And that someone was Viper. I’m mean Veronica. But, is there really a difference?
“Hey, Vicious!” I heart nicknames.
“Don’t you mean Veronica?” Ms. Kelly obviously doesn’t understand the concept of nicknaming.
“How is that different? I was nicknaming her with her synonym,” Score two for Susie.
“Double burn!” That’s why Lucy is awesome. That’s why Ms. Kelly’s hated me ever since. That’s also why she hates Veronica, too. Sorry! This has nothing to do with the story! Moving on!
When we got to the ice cream shop JJ's, I was so excited to eat like a pig since it was Lucy's treat.
"Hey girls! How are you? I'll be with you after I finish cleaning this table!" Jane was one the store owners. One thing I love about JJ's is the people who run it. Jane and her husband, Jake, are the only owners of JJ's, Jake and Jane's Ice Cream Cafe, and they're the best! I can't think of a single person who can top their ice cream! They’re practically family! You know, like the aunt and uncle that you see most often and love you like they raised you themselves. That’s my relationship with them, and they think of me, Lucy, and Laura as the three daughters they never had.“Hi, Susie! Hi, Lucy! No Laura, I see!” Jane walked over to take our orders.
“Hey, Jane! She’s at a friend’s house.” Lucy replied in a not-so-shy tone. Jane has a superhero ability that allows her to have Lucy not be shy while she’s being normal. It’s scarier than when she goes paranormal crazy, and that’s pretty scary.
“That’s probably a good thing. It’s one less mouth to feed. And speaking of feeding mouths, it’s Lucy’s treat today. And you know what that means! Three double chocolate cookies and a Pomegranate Apple Ice Cream Special, please!” That’s my usual special. I love it with all my heart. I’d practically die without it.
“Sorry, Susie. We’re all out today.” I stared, waiting for her to say it was a joke. It wasn’t funny. Probably because she actually wasn’t joking. Remember when I said I’d die without it.
“But doesn’t the truck come around at this time?” Leave it to Lucy to create hope of Jane’s lies.
“That’s the problem. There is no truck.” By hope, I mean false hope. And that’s when I practically died inside.
“What happened?” Lucy also asks the stupid, obvious questions.
“Well, Jake told me not to tell anyone this, but you two are trustworthy. What happened was someone stole our truck, so we're stuck with whatever we've got until the police find it." Jane whispered so none the costumers could, which was kind of unnecessary because there was only one other person in here. Although, she was probably whispering because of Jake.
"No way! That's awful!" Lucy whispered loudly, but not as loud as me, of course.
"I can't believe no one's seen it yet. It's really amazing and strange when you think about it." Jane was right. It really was strange. Who steals an ice cream truck? Why would they steal it? Where was the truck? Was the ice cream okay? And what was I gonna eat until it was found? I answered my last question when I fell off my chair, still in shock, with a big fat 'Nothing'. I was gonna starve to death until that truck was back here with my ice cream.
"Susie! You okay!?" Lucy gets worried easily.
"I'm fine, just being stubborn and overreacting by starving to death until the ice cream gets here." I pouted, sat up, and stared at the table I had been sitting at twenty seconds ago.
"Come on, Susie! You can't be serious! That could take weeks! You can't last that long!" Jane reasoned.
"Yes, she can. She does this when she waits till the last minute to do a homework assignment. She doesn't eat or sleep till it's finished. That may be unhealthy, but it's effective." Lucy justified. I just sat thinking about how long it would be until the cops actually had a clue as to where it is. It took them two weeks to find an airplane that had crash landed because someone had flown the plane for flight training and had no idea where they were going. Me and my sister laughed about where they found the plane for days. They found it stuck in a mountain. Anyone could see it from the freeway, but it was a three-year-old who finally noticed it. The pilot crashed into the mountain because the plane turned left while he went to get an energy bar from the other side of the plane cause he forgot to turn on the auto-pilot, which was one of the only things he learned. When we first read that, I fell out of my chair laughing so hard, I was crying. I laughed even harder a week later when it turned out she had been reading an article about some popular TV show instead of the actual important things.
“Hey, when and where was it last seen? Was it anywhere near here?” Lucy sounded like a police cop from all the mystery books i read.
"It was last seen outside of the warehouse on the other side of town".
"Then, why is it getting gas at the gas station across the street?" Lucy pointed towards the gas station. We all looked and saw a green truck, covered in pictures of fruit, with a painted red and pink stripe. I'd recognize that truck of awesomeness anywhere.
"It's the truck!" we cried. Jake immediately ran out of the kitchen.
"Yes! I'll call the cops!" Jake rushed to the phone. 'Oh, great. The police. We have to call them. Of course they'll arrive here before the truck leaves, and not twenty minutes after.' I sarcastically think to myself. There's no way I could wait that long to eat ice cream. I wanted ice cream... Now. I stood up, glared at the truck, and ran towards the door.
"Wait, Susie! Where are you going!?" Lucy jumped up, ready to follow me.
"To kick butt and eat ice cream! See you later!" I ran out the door.